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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:00:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Man uses Christmas tree to attack father</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A man in Florida has been arrested for trying to assault his dad with a Christmas tree.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Authorities say the man, who lives with his parents, threw the 3-foot&amp;nbsp;tree at his father but missed. He then turned his attention to the 5lb steel base to use in the attack.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police say he was subdued by both parents before he could unleash the base.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The son is being charged with felony assault.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:30:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Hunter becomes the hunted</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A hunter who shot a large deer found himself on the receiving end of an unexpected backlash from the animal which he thought was dead.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Randy Goodman thought he had&amp;nbsp;killed a 240 lb buck&amp;nbsp;after shooting it with two shots from his rifle while hunting in Missouri. But, just as he began to look at his kill, the deer jumped to its feet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The buck turned the table on&amp;nbsp;the hunter&amp;nbsp;knocking&amp;nbsp;him to the ground&amp;nbsp;and attacking him with his antlers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After about &amp;quot;15 seconds of hell,&amp;quot; Goodman says he&amp;nbsp;was able to squeeze off a couple&amp;nbsp;more shots, finally killing the deer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He drove himself to the hospital where&amp;nbsp;he&amp;nbsp;received seven&amp;nbsp;staples in his&amp;nbsp;head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network. Metro.co.uk contributed to this report.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:21:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Walrus plays the saxophone</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A walrus has become a star attraction at a zoo in Istanbul, Turkey by learning to play the saxophone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sara the walrus grasps the instrument between her flippers and plays one note. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sara's trainer has also taught her to blow a whistle, catch a rose thrown at her and she has even become adept at games with balls and hoops.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can check out a picture of Sara in action &lt;a class="" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3540882/Walrus-plays-the-Saxophone.html" target="new"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="Arial, sans-serif" size="1"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network. Telegraph.co.uk contributed to this report.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:34:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Woman calls police after husband takes Viagra</title>
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&lt;p&gt;An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;His worried spouse feared he would have a heart attack. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The man's wife was quoted by police as saying, "So much passion at the age of 82, with all the aches and pains he has, could prove lethal."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police say the man was "furious" when they arrived but calmed down after relatives arrived. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Police say they left the family to resolve the situation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="Arial, sans-serif" size="1"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network. United Press International contributed to this report.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:29:58 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Men's mag loses 130,000 inflatable breasts</title>
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&lt;p&gt;Australian men's magazine &lt;em&gt;Ralph&lt;/em&gt; has lost 130,000 inflatable breasts intended as a free gift for its January issue. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The publication's editor&amp;nbsp;has&amp;nbsp;urged anyone with information about the missing breasts, said to be worth $127,500 to contact the magazine.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;A spokeswoman says the container with the items left docks in Beijing as scheduled but the container was empty when it arrived in Sydney.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The magazine's editor says it's difficult to determine where they are but "if anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="Arial, sans-serif" size="1"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network. Telegraph.co.uk contributed to this report.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:25:54 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Clean people are 'less judgmental'</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A new study shows that when a person feels physically clean, he or she cuts others more moral slack. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The findings, to be published in the December&amp;nbsp;2009 issue of &lt;em&gt;The Journal Psychological Science&lt;/em&gt;, add to past research that has shown a link between physical warmth and generosity as well as physical chill and social isolation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other past research has shown that sins seem to nudge people to clean themselves, a phenomenon the researchers dubbed the Macbeth effect after Shakespeare's murderess who tried scrubbing her hands to clean off imaginary blood. &lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font face="Arial, sans-serif" size="1"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 04:19:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Man banned from toilet shop</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A desperate shopper has been banned from a bathroom shop in Germany after he accidentally used a display toilet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heinz Kessel dashed into the store in Bochum and before he realized it, he was relieving himself in a toilet that wasn't connected to the plumbing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Store clerks realized something was wrong when they say they&amp;nbsp;discovered a horrible smell in their shop. After a search of the store, the found Kessel desperately trying to flush the display toilet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Management closed down the shop until the mess could be cleaned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Kessel was&amp;nbsp;given&amp;nbsp;the cleaning bill. &lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:53:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Woman finds 14 snakes in her home</title>
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&lt;p&gt;An Australian woman thought she was having a nightmare when she found 14 carpet pythons in her bedroom.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Esther Honegger found one curled around her bed's headboard, one around the bottom of a chair, one in the hallway outside her bedroom, one on the railing and another on the step.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A snake catcher&amp;nbsp;managed to catch seven of the snakes that same day. He returned the next&amp;nbsp;morning after Honegger found five more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She found two more&amp;nbsp;later that afternoon.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:47:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Finally, you may kiss the bride</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A pair of abstinence teachers has kissed for the first time, at their wedding. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The couple wanted to practice what they preached so they waited a whole year before their first smooch.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Claudaniel Fabien and Melody LaLuz sealed their marriage vows with their first few kisses after the minister announced, &amp;quot;Now, you may kiss the bride.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The couple planned to honeymoon in the Bahamas before returning to Chicago.&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:40:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Sarkozy voodoo dolls given okay</title>
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&lt;p&gt;A French appeals court has ruled that voodoo dolls of President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife Carla Bruni may be sold as long as they carry a label saying they are offensive to him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The judge ruled the dolls fall within the limits of free expression.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He also said the dolls &amp;quot;constitute an offense to the dignity of Mr. Sarkozy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The manufacturer&amp;nbsp;said in a statement it had asked retailers who have the dolls in stock to contact them to arrange for the special tags to be delivered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font size="1" face="Arial, sans-serif"&gt; &lt;i&gt;Copyright World Entertainment News Network&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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